Military Time

I often get emails with funny jokes or some type of humor in it, so I want to start sharing that with the rest of you. If it’s your joke and you want me to quote you, just let me know. I just think these are funny and hope you enjoy them too….

First one will be one I got this morning from a colleague, it’s about military time… No Sex Since 1955


A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event

hosted by a local liberal arts college.  There was no shortage of

extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the

Sergeant Major for conversation.

“Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious

man.  Is something bothering you?”

“Negative, ma’am.  Just serious by nature.”

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said,

It looks like you have seen a lot of action.”

“Yes, ma’am, a lot of action.”

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation,

said, “You know, you should lighten up…relax and enjoy yourself.”

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young lady said, “You know, I hope you don’t take

this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?”

“1955, ma’am.”

“Well, there you are.  No wonder you’re so serious.  You really need to

chill out!  I mean, no sex since 1955!  She took his hand and led him

to a private room where she proceeded to “relax” him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and

said, “Wow, you sure didn’t forget much since 1955.”

The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his

watch, “I hope not; it’s only 2130 now.”

Gotta love military time.